| Description | Filename | Size |
|---|
| You call that a gun | agun.wav | 39kb |
| O0h, I must have fallen asleep | asleep.wav | 46kb |
| I must have scared 'em all away(sniff sniff), maybe I shoulda taken a bath this morning | bath.wav | 106kb |
| Mummsy,I've been shot | beenshot.wav | 45kb |
| I've seen better hunting in a cave | betterhunt.wav | 45kb |
| This is much better than spending actual time with people | bettertimes.wav | 69kb |
| This is getting so boring even I might start hunting deer | boring.wav | 70kb |
| You can run but you can't hide | canthide.wav | 50kb |
| Oh come on, just die already | comeon.wav | 62kb |
| Thank God none of my friends were around to see that crappy shot | crappyshot.wav| 83kb | |
| Eat lead, pansy. | eatlead.wav | 36kb |
| Well, this should even the odds | evenodds.wav | 47kb |
| Just a flesh wound.I had a golden opportunity and all I did was cause a flesh wound.Pathetic | fleshwound.wav | 127kb |
| Now we're huntin' | huntin.wav | 29kb |
| Oooh,boy these woods make me horny | horny.wav | 66kb |
| Ooh baby, boy these woods make me horny | horny2.wav | 100kb |
| I suck, I can't even hit a beer belly the size of Texas | Isuck.wav | 87kb |
| Oh no,you done killed me with yer gun | killedme.wav | 61kb |
| Uh Oh, somebodies pickup truck's over here and they left their lights on | lightson.wav | 71kb |
| Wow, Yah, he's quite a looker | looker.wav | 45kb |
| Still no markings | markings.wav | 46kb |
| I missed? That guys B.O.must have deflected the bullet | missed.wav | 84kb |
| Help,I'm naked and I have a pizza | naked.wav | 76kb |
| I bow to you, my noble foe | noblefoe.wav | 49kb |
| Not the best shot, but at least I put a hole in his Ralph Lauren hunting outfit | notbestshot.wav | 87kb |
| I don't know when I'll get another opportunity like that again | opportunity.wav | 66kb |
| Paydirt | paydirt.wav | 18kb |
| Well now, this looks like a pretty safe spot to stand around in | safespot.wav | 81kb |
| Wait a minute, Isn't the point of this game to shoot these guys? | shootguy.wav | 172kb |
| It's showtime | showtime.wav | 32kb |
| He is sneaky isn't he? | sneaky.wav | 47kb |
| Ok, now I'm pissed. Stand still you moron | standstill.wav | 76kb |
| Wait.I hit the scrawny dude and he's still alive? Now I'm pissed | stillalive.wav | 86kb |
| Oh come on, don't tell me you can still walk after that shot? | stillwalk.wav | 76kb |
| Whoo-wee, this guy still stinks | stinks.wav | 54kb |
| He's right there and I didn't hit 'em. Ok, I pretty much suck the big one | suck.wav | 102kb |
| You're lucky you missed. I could sue you | sueyou.wav | 54kb |
| Keep your tail down around this guy,he looks horny | taildown.wav | 76kb |
| What a waste of wallspace | wallspace.wav | 39kb |
| Where are these morons | where.wav | 39kb |
| I oughtta kick yer white tailed ass | whitetailass.wav | 46kb |
| Nice shot whoosy | whoosyshot.wav | 32kb |
| Oh my God, there's a 30 point buck over here | 30ptbuck.wav | 64kb |
