NAME:_______________________ AGE:________________
1.)Do you drive( )Sports Car ( )Van ( )Station Wagon ( )Motorcycle
2.)Please complete this sentence:THE PLACE FOR A WOMAN IS:
3.)In 50 words or less,describe what "NO" means to you:
4.)In 50 words or less,describe what "LATE" means to you:
5.)Describe where you would least like to be shot:
6.)Have you ever had you testicles( )removed ( )crushed
7.)Which is the last bone you would like broken:__________________________
8.)Have you ever thought how you would do things with broken fingers?____________
9.)What do you want to be "IF" you ever grow up?____________________
10.)Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be:
11.)Have you ever seen my hunting rifle?_____________________________
12.)Do you know the effective range of a 30.06?__________________
NEXT OF KIN:___________________________________________
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PARENTAL USE ONLY
LOOKS LIKE: ( )MEL GIBSON ( )DENNIS RODMAN ( )PEEWEE HERMAN
STATUS: ( )ACCEPTED ( )REJECTED ( )ARRESTED ( )TERMINATED
ADDRESS:____________________ PHONE:______________
CITY:_______________________ PROVINCE:___________
NAME OF CHURCH:_____________________________________
# OF TIMES ATTENDED LAST YEAR:______________________
(If you checked any of the above,put the pen down,walk slowly to the door,and run as fast as you can
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( )placed in vise grips ( )shredded?
( )quadriplegic ( )permanently scarred ( )crippled for life.
FUNERAL HOME(OR BODY REMOVAL SERVICE) OF CHOICE:_______
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR? ( )YES ( ) NO
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